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So, I am Ivan and this is my funny little place in the big place known as .......... ........... .......... ................. -Answer Here-. What has happened to me in the year of 2003? What will I hope to do next year? Why am I doing this? What is the point? Is there any other stupid questions that I can ask myself and hope to answer?

Now for the answers.
Question 1: What has happened to me in the year of 2003?
Answer 1: I could be precise and answer this question in order of what happen or what I did each day, but the stupid paranoid webmaster would hate me for it, so I will:

1. January 1st: stayed in bed all day and done nothing.
2. January 2nd: same as 1st
3. .....
4. January 28: Went to school for the first time of the year

Anyway, you get the point. Nothing happened to me and I done nothing worth mentioning on this thing. (To help you get the idea, I put as much work and effort into this thing as I did the whole year at school)

Question 2: What will I hope to do next year or this year, depending when you are reading this?
Answer 2: Probably nothing, but it is in the future and since I don't live in the future there is no point what so ever inb answering such a stupid question.

Question 3: Why am I doing this?
Answer 3: As I was told that I had to do it by a person whom I will not name

Question 4: What is the point?
Answer 4: I see no point in it. E-mail me if You see a point in it.

Question 5: Is there any other stupid questions that I can ask myself and hope to answer?
Answer 5: Maybe Yes, Maybe No, Maybe Maybe.

This is a summary of a year of my life, applyed in the same manner that I went about my life in the year of 2003AD, in my house and school and other place which I cannot remember, mainly in Wellington and New Zealand, but some other places in New Zealand and another place in the world, but not another place in the galaxy or the universe or any other larger area that has not been named.

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